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1:08am August 20, 2014

appreciatethemoment:

superiorjello:

idfrickleyourfrackle:

thefantasticallyroboticgrayson:

fantasyfollower:

griffinriffraff:

cosmoschameleon:

Future girlfriends: This is an acceptable purse.

“Will you hold my pur…” “Absolutely.”

I fully agree. ladies, this is your new pocket and purse alternative.

For years I’ve tried imagining something like this… but to see it… I need this. 

Tomb Raider fashion line

WHERE CAN I BUY THESE???

HERE

OHMYGODIWANT

1:08am August 20, 2014
batter-sempai:

cronassssss:

im uncomfortable. 

let the arm wrestling begin.

batter-sempai:

cronassssss:

im uncomfortable. 

let the arm wrestling begin.

1:07am August 20, 2014
sailorfailures:

Found this from when I did the “sleep deprivation comics”. Evidently I had some kind of idea but then I scrapped it and stopped and I’m SO GLAD BECAUSE THIS IS A LOT FUNNIER THAN ANYTHING I COULD ACTUALLY THINK OF

sailorfailures:

Found this from when I did the “sleep deprivation comics”. Evidently I had some kind of idea but then I scrapped it and stopped and I’m SO GLAD BECAUSE THIS IS A LOT FUNNIER THAN ANYTHING I COULD ACTUALLY THINK OF

1:07am August 20, 2014
1:07am August 20, 2014
  • 12-year-old girl: I don't want kids when I grow up.
  • Society: You'll change your mind when you get older. You're only 12. You're too young to know what you want.
  • 16-year-old girl: I'm pregnant.
  • Society: How could you be so stupid? Do you know anything about safe sex? You should be ashamed.
  • 20-year-old woman: I'm a single mother with an infant son.
  • Society: You should've gone to college first. You need a stable career before you can support a child.
  • 33-year-old woman: I'm married and my spouse and I both have stable careers. I have two young daughters now.
  • Society: You're not staying home? Who's going to take care of them? You're just going to put them in day care while you work? That's selfish of you. You can't expect to raise decent kids with a full-time job.
  • 45-year-old woman: I just had my first child.
  • Society: Why would you have a child when you're that old? Do you realize the health risks of being pregnant at your age? When your kid is a teenager you'll be a senior citizen. That's inconsiderate of you.
  • 60-year-old woman: I haven't had any children.
  • Society: Your life must be so unfulfilling. Is there something wrong with you? Why didn't you want kids? How strange.
1:07am August 20, 2014

thomasbangarangalter:

daft-sorcerer:

thomasbangarangalter:

dontworryitsharmony:

daft-sorcerer:

MY LITTLE BROTHER IS MAKING MEMES I HAVE AFFECTED MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD

It’s contagious oh god NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE M E M E

IT’S TRUE ( ͡≖ ͜ʖ ͡≖)

(⊙ヮ⊙) THERE. IS. NO. E S C A P E

the meme king lets NO ONE escape ( ͡≖ ͜ʖ ͡≖)

1:06am August 20, 2014

attention!

pasta5284:

the XD emoticon is now cool to use again. please use it. please reblog this so others can hear the good news 

1:05am August 20, 2014

fuck the shut up

1:05am August 20, 2014

vinegod:

I’m gonna be the best dad… by Thomas Sanders